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cpaek:

Warden: He pooped in my tent Alistair…

Alistair: Ohh, but he didn’t mean it!!  Please.. just let me keep him.. I’ll train him, he won’t do it anymore!  

Warden: We already have a dog.

Alistair: No, YOU already have a dog.. I want one too.. and look hes so…

Warden: ….stupid?

Alistair: SSSHHH, he can hear you!  And how dare! Just because he isn’t a Mabari doesn’t mean hes stupid!

Warden: ……..Is he eating his poop?

Alistair: I- …uuuhhhmmmm…. yes.. BUT you don’t know, maybe it’s good, he could be a connoisseur of unique tastes in life, I don’t know, it doesn’t mean hes stupid! …..he… hes all alone.. he doesn’t have a family… can’t we be his family?  Ppppplllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee…..?

Warden: …………………………………………………………………fine.

Alistair: AH!  YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!

Warden: …. Just… … teach it the difference between my tent and a bush…. ……………………and .. the difference between a bitch and my leg!!

I’ve done it. Ooh, the guilt feels so good. Set out for Zevran, ended up sucking face with Alistair in Orzammar. It’s…too…hard…not…to.

(Source: cpaek)

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