Warden: He pooped in my tent Alistair…
Alistair: Ohh, but he didn’t mean it!! Please.. just let me keep him.. I’ll train him, he won’t do it anymore!
Warden: We already have a dog.
Alistair: No, YOU already have a dog.. I want one too.. and look hes so…
Warden: ….stupid?
Alistair: SSSHHH, he can hear you! And how dare! Just because he isn’t a Mabari doesn’t mean hes stupid!
Warden: ……..Is he eating his poop?
Alistair: I- …uuuhhhmmmm…. yes.. BUT you don’t know, maybe it’s good, he could be a connoisseur of unique tastes in life, I don’t know, it doesn’t mean hes stupid! …..he… hes all alone.. he doesn’t have a family… can’t we be his family? Ppppplllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee…..?
Warden: …………………………………………………………………fine.
Alistair: AH! YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!
Warden: …. Just… … teach it the difference between my tent and a bush…. ……………………and .. the difference between a bitch and my leg!!
I’ve done it. Ooh, the guilt feels so good. Set out for Zevran, ended up sucking face with Alistair in Orzammar. It’s…too…hard…not…to.
(Source: cpaek)
